Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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