I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
I licked your asshole in confidence.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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