I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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