Have you finally orgasmed yet?
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
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Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
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Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
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