He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
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They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
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It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
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