My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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