Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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