we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Randomize
