I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
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we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
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My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
The dick lei will go down in squad history
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
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