we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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