question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
Of course I have a pirate flag
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
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