Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
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you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
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i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
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