I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
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