I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
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aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
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You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Two words: nipple clamps
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