Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
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