that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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