Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
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Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
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He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Randomize