you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Randomize
