She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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