just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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