Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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