Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
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No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
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I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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