the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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