I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
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Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
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He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
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