i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
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I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
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She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
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