Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I faked an abortion last night.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
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