then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
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He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
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I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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