he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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