My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
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two words: eviction party
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
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I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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