everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize
