i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
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