i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
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