let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
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Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
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It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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