it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
you win again, gameday.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
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