his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
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hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
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Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
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