Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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