If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
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