i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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