I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Dude, this chick just tossed my salad hard. All that I could picture was a dog trying to get the last of the peanut butter out of the jar of Jiff and trying not to think of how grotesque my last dump was.
Then she tried to kiss me and I wouldn't and she got pissed off and went to sleep. Then about an hour later, her kid called her. She went home and on the way out I told her to wash her mouth before she kissed her kid good night. Weird night..
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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