so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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