Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
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He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
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Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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