You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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