i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
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Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
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He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
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