i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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