My brain says no but my pants say off.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
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At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
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It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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