Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I am one with the molecules
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
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