just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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