Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
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