I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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