We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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