its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
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Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
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Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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