Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
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Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
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Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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