Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
Shame is for Republicans.
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