Are we in a gay sports bar?
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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