I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
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just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
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just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
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