found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
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