Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
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the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
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Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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